Tuesday, March 8, 2011
The Voice
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
The Old Man of Damodarpur
He didn’t need a stick to find the obstacles in his path; he knew the streets of Damodarpur village so well that he could have walked through them in the dark effortlessly. He was so old that when asked about it, he used to look at the banyan tree near the Ankadlamani pond, waiting for it to answer. Every mud-house in the village knew him. The old man was aware of every tree, animal, and bird existing on the soil of Damodarpur. He had seen the Rushikulya River, when it was a thin stream of water flowing by, which later grew to be a river. This old man of Damodarpur was my grandfather, he who named me ‘Pavitra’ (Pure) when I was born. In his youth he was a freedom fighter, he was a poet, he was an entrepreneur, he was a story-writer, a great orator, and he was all that experience could make of an individual. Grandpa was one who took me to watch the sunset near the bridge on his strong shoulders, made me feel free like the birds he enjoyed to watch, he told me ghosts don’t exist, yet every night I sat on his lap to hear bed-time stories about Indian princes, fairies, demons. I remember when my school bell rang; he used to be there at the school-gates with a ripe yellow mango for me, to take me back home on his cycle, smiling at me when I used to drop the mango peel all over my white shirt. We climbed the nearby hills every evening, and used to stand there watching fisherman returning back to their cottage, watch a distant steamer disappearing in the horizon somewhere in the Bay of Bengal. While descending, he used to explain me the medicinal value of every herb he touched and talked to in his own world. I never had heard of Mark Twain, but he made me love them, gifted me Tolstoy and Dickens. At times, he sang Kalidas and Bhanja to me to divert my attention from things which were unnecessary according to him like the John Logie Baird invention. On a straw mat in his favorite corner of the house, he sat for hours wearing a plain dhoti & vest, immersed over the literature that he loved more then his life, at times using his inkpot and the pen to record them. He had hundreds of letters of his addressed to me, which he wanted me to read, but I never could for reasons unknown. Before I knew, I got too big for him to carry me, too tall to help me learn swim. Before I knew, I grew, I grew so much that I was lost in the passage of the time, which carried me away from him to a distant land of dreams, expectation and accomplishments. These small moments with him soon became a thing of past, and suddenly today I want to meet him. I want to hold his hands and hear him, I want to tell him that he is the sweetest thing I have .Wish I could express it all to the old man whose soul rests now six feet deep inside the heart of Damodarpur. I love you, Grandpa; I am reading your letters kept on the shelf.
Yours,
Pavitra
Monday, June 14, 2010
Bhaiya,yeh kaise diya??
1. If you obtain something with a price reduction ranging from Rs.5-Rs.20, its no big deal,its something you deserve and is fair enough on part of the vendor to provide it to you.
2. If you obtain something with a price reduction ranging from Rs.20-Rs.500, it shows that you carry huge potential to reduce down the profits of the shop-keepers, and make them allergic to your next visit. It’s a positive sign and you are the pride of the gang that raids the Monday Market. It sees an able leader who can carry the torch for the next generation of bargainers.
3. If you obtain something with a price reduction ranging from Rs.500-Rs.5000 and more, you are God, your sight deepens the fear amongst the sellers and you need to open up a coaching centre to tutor, where no bargaining is allowed .
My mom belongs to the 4th category.
The 4th category is the one who expertises in bargaining in those shops where there is a big tag hanging on the glass-walls,’FIXED PRICE’ and forcing them to sell their goods at their cost price. The 4th category members are very rare and form an elite organization(L-FAB), with a significant achievement of saving some thing around Rs.5,00,000/- in their life time for their family with the aid of day to day bargaining .The calculation is quite simple, 10000kg consumption of onions by the family in 25 years, we assume that they bargained around Rs.5/kg , so Rs.50,000 saved. The tomatoes, cauliflowers,cucumbers,mangoes,lady-fingers,nail-polishes,school-bags,stationary items,sarees,dad’s suit,leather belts,plastic chappals all remain to be accounted for, which would certainly exceed the RS. 5,00,000 value. The members of the elite organization have certain rules and regulation, which they follow religiously everywhere. Recently its been in news that the rules have been accepted as the golden principles for bargaining and are being compiled into a book ready to release.It has faced severe protest from the local vendors and shop-keepers.Last night, I stole one of the pages of the unreleased rules-book of the L-FAB from my mom’s cupboard. It was just the ultimate book written ever on the subject. Rules:-
1. The shop-keeper has to get deadly bored of your presence, so irritate him as much as you can by adopting methods like getting all his items out of the shelf,repeatedly asking the price of the items which he has told you several times before. There are chances that he can get confused and spell a cheaper rate.
2. Mostly the goods are sold 70% above are target prices, so the price that should be from our side has to be around 75% less then what the shop-keeper is offering.
3. Stick to your price and don’t budge even an inch. Stand there staring at his goods like they were the most inferior and treat the shopkeepers like you were just passing by and thought of showering your kindness onto them by buying few items from their shop.
4. There would be chances that the shopkeeper would be equally stubborn, but there is nothing to fear, take few steps away from the interiors to the exit of the shop shaking your head vigorously, the shopkeeper is bound to call you back and is ready for another round of negotiations.
Always remember, bargaining is the only safest and profitable thing to do for ourself while buying commodities.
LFAB-Ladies Front For Aggressive Bargaining.
Cheers,
Dipankar.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Girls and Football.
I remember it was one of those science lectures by Rameshwar Sir, and he stated that oil and water are immiscible.Unable to recall any such observation we demanded more examples from the pro- footballer turned science teacher, finally with a big grin he said, Girls and football are immiscible mixture. Though it wasn’t a perfect example, it helped me to understand the word ‘immiscible’. Football,one of the most famous sports known to humans, never arouses any kind of emotions among the female homo sapiens ( exceptions always remain ).The impact of 32 nations,playing non-stop 64 matches,for a month round for them is just like the impression of a cheap-lipstick from the Monday market in their purse which disappears from their lips within few minutes. Rooney for them is some kind of rhyming word to looney, and the team of
- Whats so great about a poor little thing being kicked all round the park by 22 madmen? What is so great about kicking it between two bars ? I keep kicking all the time…..the last time was my boyfriend out of my life. J
- I never seen someone running like that OMG OMG this is ridiculously funny, my rabbit runs like that HaHaHa HeHeHe. She was referring to Messi.
He was playing really awesome that evening.
- Does this man play? This is so rude and insane, he damn shouldn’t be allowed to enter the field,look at his face, he scares me, shitty monster. She was referring to Rooney. Rooney’s touch were good that evening.
- Where does so many footballs in this park come from?
- Baaahhh that goal keeper is a real asshole, he caught the ball with his own hands,stole all the pinchful of interest that I had sustained with great difficulty through out that’s plain cheating.
- You know he was looking like a Greek-God yet he was on the benches, how cruel is this world to deny him to play, its sheer injustice. Madam was referring to Beckham. Beckham was injured.
- That referee is the craziest of all, he was madly running both sides of the ground .Was there a need to do so??He seemed to be a gambler to me with cards in his pockets. ( that too…red and yellow..OMG…red and yellow hehehe ) And those madmen were listening to his orders, ahhhhh where do u get see such a sight??
- Hey England’s strategy was real bad, they could have placed all their players sticking to the goal posts of the opposite teams, the ball would come and they could have scored rather then settling for a draw. And by the way whats Off-side??
Girls and football, immiscible mixture.
Cheers,
Dipankar.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Mumbai Rains
cheers,
dipankar
Monday, May 24, 2010
I want to be.
cheers,
dipankar
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Good old time.
Cheers,
dipankar
